Q&A For April 2008: The Answers

It’s time once again to answer some of your hard hitting questions. Let’s get right to it: Ali wrote: What is your favorite healthy snack? I love sliced green apple with fat free peanut butter spread on them. I’ve also been known to chew on carrots from time to time. Yogurt is a favorite ofContinue reading “Q&A For April 2008: The Answers”

Why Superman Doesn’t Dance

I think I understand why we never see Superman dancing. BollyWood is an interesting sort of thing, no? When this video began, I was amused. But by it’s end, I was terrified. I would love to find some sort of translation for the lyrics. As mortified as I am by the whole thing, I’m alsoContinue reading “Why Superman Doesn’t Dance”

Snow Again, Naturally

Now I have this song stuck in my head and I’ve no one but myself to blame. Anyway, yes. Snow. Again. Out of nowhere and for an entire day. I’ve discovered that the only thing that will take a bit of my newfound hatred away from snow is when snow is combined with harsh winds.Continue reading “Snow Again, Naturally”

A Study in the Effect of Lou Reed on the Removal of Limbs From Trees

This afternoon, I ventured out into our yard and, armed with nothing but a rusted hand saw, attempted to cut down a tree. I would call this a medium sized tree, nowhere near as large as will probably come to mind when one reads “I tried to cut down a tree with a small handContinue reading “A Study in the Effect of Lou Reed on the Removal of Limbs From Trees”

Perpetually Sunday and A List of Excuses

I went to sleep Sunday night and awoke Monday morning to find it was still Sunday. At least, it felt that way to me. When I awoke Tuesday morning, it still felt like Sunday, until I’d realized I’d had to work. It’s now 4:23am on Wednesday morning and as I kissed the wife and wishedContinue reading “Perpetually Sunday and A List of Excuses”

In Which We Learn Darth Vader Has A Drinking Problem

Monday was our anniversary. I had explained this to my boss, who imediately said “Don’t worry about coming in that day, then!”, which was awfully sweet of her. The day was spent watching rented movies (Juno, which was good, Alien Vs Predator: Requiem, which was not so good), eating at a local diner, and justContinue reading “In Which We Learn Darth Vader Has A Drinking Problem”