Today I felt non dry and brown and dead, but wet and green and alive, grass between my toes for the first time in months. Literally, in months.
It made me smile. It truly is the little things.
My blog views have gone up so much in the last two days, due to the last two entries (here and here.), most of which as a result of Google searches for “JK Rowling” or “JK Rowling Lawsuit”, that I am considering blogging about nothing else.
I’ll sit here, day after day, blogging away about the lawsuit. I’ll blog about what J.K. Rowling was wearing in court, I’ll blog about whether she wore her hair up or down, I’ll blog about how many times she sipped from her water glass.
“But what about when the trial has ended?” you ask. Well, the answer to that is plainly obvious; I’ll file a lawsuit myself. One against J.K. Rowling, in which I state that the lack of a J.K. Rowling trial has saddened me and made it so I am unable to write (or blog).
Then I’ll blog about it.
It’s a fool proof plan.
I’ve just recieved a friend request on MySpace. It was from my pre-teen niece.
The world is ending.
Have to quit smoking? Put down that cigarette and pick up Pokemon!
It’s been established that, once the wife and I win the lottery, we’re moving out of this hell-in-a-handbasket-bound country.
Possible relocation spots include:
When we collect our winnings and make our decision, we will be sure to let you know.
Though, it may be a while.