oldoneeye: Still feeling emotional today. Wolverine keeps making fun of my hair. God, I hate him. God, I miss Jean. I wish I could hold my liqour. IAmLoganBitch: @oldoneeye stfu asshole oldoneeye: @IAmLoganBitch YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT THE FEELINGS OF OTHERS YOU HAIRY WORM! IAmLoganBitch: @oldoneeye i got yer hairy worm right here, bub. oldoneeye: …
Month: July 2008
Stripping On A Saturday Night
I ordered the stripper for Saturday night. You'll be there, right? These are words I never thought I'd hear coming from the mouth of my middle-aged female boss. Uh-whuh?, I responded. It turns out that Saturday night is the night they'll be stripping the floors at the store. Sunday night, they'll apply a fresh coat …
A Blog In Segments!
Segment One: Things I Like: The Dark Knight, which was a cinematic orgasm the likes of which I have not experienced in years. It really is the perfect film and we're trying to reorganize our finances so we can see it again. The Watchmen trailer, which makes me wish it was 2009 already. Cheese. The …
The World is Dead, Long Live the World
I've decided that "the gubment" should send out stimulus checks every month. It's awesome being able to pay a bunch of bills and order a stack of comics from an online retailer. So! I need one of the following to take place: 1: I need to get a better paying job. 2: I need to …
