Hello, all you beautiful internet type people! I, your humble writer, one Dr. Robert J. Kaas II Esq., have decided to open my mental doors to all of you once again, in one of my favorite things to do in bloggyworld: The Q&A!

So, here’s the inner workings, yeah?:

STEP ONE: You, being a semi-sane person of the world and abroad, post a comment here asking any number of questions you like. Any topic you wish, no questions will be left unanswered, I swearsies.

STEP TWO: I, being a very much insane person of my living room and not much else, read your comment here containing your questions. I then gasp in horror, grimace in disgust, blush and/or giggle like a small child at the unbelievable candor with which you ask your silly little questions. I then bring life to a brand new bloggenstien’s monster (read: I post a new entry) in which I answer all of your questions with reckless abandon, which you then read and giggle at my sheer ignorance.

STEP THREE: ????

STEP FOUR: PROFIT!

It’s just that easy, my gentle pale skinned readers. You marvelous specimens of grace and beauty.

I will now sit and await your questions, my lovelies.