This is going to be another blog where I blatently promote Amanda Palmer, so if you're sick of reading that sort of thing, feel free to skip this. Although you'll be denying a young woman her birthday wish. You bastards. --- So, I'm reading this blog entry over at Amanda Palmer's website, and I see …
Month: April 2009
I Fought Your Monkey Last Night
So, by now, everyone has heard of the cinematic classic known fondly as SNAKES ON A PLANE. And like it or not, even if you've never seen the film, you know this line very well: Right? Best line in the whole movie, arguably. Well, what happens when they air the film on a cable network …
Yet Another Star Wars Blog
This time, it's much more visual, and nowhere near as long. --- --- And one with no embedding allowed, that's worth clicking on to view.
In Which The Writer Talks At Great Length About STAR WARS
So, we've recently purchased all six STAR WARS movies. Two seperate box sets. One for the brilliant, classic, death-stars-gettin-blown-up, jawas-sellin-droids-but-these-aren't-the-droids-you're-looking-for, one-of-the-most-vital-parts-of-your-childhood trilogy. One for the, y'know, prequels. They sit in our DVD collection, all big and bold and brash, they're the cock of the walk and the other DVDs know it. On the left, Stardust …
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Video Blog #4
A new take on an old video blog. And by that, I mean I filmed myself rambling outside for twenty-something minutes, edited out all the boring shit (shut up), and pieced together the highlights. Still choppy, will still probably look weird, but it's one more step on my journey of figuring out how the hell …
The Penis Blimps In The House
Allow me to share with you a photo my good friend Chris Hayner took whilst he was on a walk yesterday: This is the Sex Van. It is full of sex and vaginas. Also, note the upper left hand side of the image (just above the scratched out "I <3 Balls"). See them? They look …
A Journey to Wal-Mart
Took a trip to Wal-Mart, decided to bring the video camera along. Still figuring out the editing software, this being the first video I've made out of pieced together bits. Hence the jumping around. More entertaining stuff on the way, I promise. Danielle makes an appearance in this one, and we mention both Jen (Faula) …
The Who (the hell is Rory Cochrane?)
Attempting a few things with this video, don't mind me. Attempt number one: Testing a new format, so maybe it won't be quite so blurry. Attempt number two: Learning new(ish) editing software, still getting the hang of things. Attempt number three: Actually doing something with the fuckload of footage I filmed last year at random …
“No One is More Famous Than Morrissey.”
I've been on a real Moz/Smiths kick lately. Which is not that odd, as I tend to do that on a fairly regular basis. I'll go weeks, sometimes months, without listening to a single Moz/Smiths song, then out of nowhere I'll listen to nothing else for days on end. I'm a binge Morrissey fan. --- …
This Made Me Laugh Vol.02
I laughed more at that image than I had any real right to. While the following video did make me laugh, it was more of an uncomfortable chuckle. It made me more afraid than anything else, but since I cannot seem to cleanse it from my brain, you too must suffer: And this one made …
