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Robert J. Kaas Jr. esq. was born in Southern California in the turbulent spring of 1984 and it was all downhill from there.

Raised by a lovely pack of vegan wolves from the age of four to eleven, he learned a very specific set of dangerously kind skills that he would be glad to display to the public. These skills include, but are not limited to:

  • hugging
  • holding the door open for you regardless of gender or age
  • telling you he loves you
  • playing games (board and video) with you until you both pass out from sheer fun
  • complimenting you on your appearance in a way that assures you that your looks are not why he loves you

Robert fought and clawed his way from California to the frozen tundras of Minnesota to claim his lady love in 2004 and never looked back.

While Robert has paid his bills as a writer for a time, he currently spends his days entertaining the masses as a register jockey at a local gas station/pizza place.

Anime, comic books, video games. A well rounded geek with a plethora of nerdy interests. No, he does not live in a basement.

Robert would like to pet your kitty.

(not like that)

If you would like to contact Robert to solicit his work as a writer, please e-mail